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Written by Binoy Anto
Friday, 11 September 2009 10:48 |
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Boss: Where were you born?Sardar: India ..Boss: which part?Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bombexplodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start withpetrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Bosswas happy and asked what you did till evening.Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is hecrying?
Sardar: U cheated me.Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Sardar: An old king's skeleton.Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Haste Raho...
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| Malayalee Jokes |
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Written by Binoy Anto
Friday, 11 September 2009 10:28 |
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Enough of Sardar jokes.................. Mallu jokes are here (no offence meant pls...)!!!!!!!!!!What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?IngumDax
Where did the Malayali study?In the ko-liage.
Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?He is very bissi.
Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?To yearn meney.
What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
How does a Malayali spell moon?MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
What is Malayali management graduate called?Yem Bee Yae.
What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?An Oto
Where does he pray?In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
Who is Bruce Lee's best friend?A Malaya-Lee
Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?Kerala.
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi
Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait ?He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ? Coz whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop.
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| Sardarji Jokes |
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Written by Binoy Anto
Friday, 11 September 2009 10:19 |
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled. When asked him, he said, "Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse:- I Love U sister. Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya.Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay... Bombay" Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU" Sardarji replied: "I Mr. YOU"!
Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key Doctor: When? Sardar: 3 Months Ago Dr: Wat were u doing till now? Sardar: We were using duplicate key Dr: So why did you come today? Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!
Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road? Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office...
Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai? Sardar: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa.
After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?" Sardar: "All are born on government holidays!
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